it's very strange. i know this is a joyous occasion and all, but all i want to do is stand on a table, put both of my hands in the middle finger position, and scream a high piercing scream while simultaneously flicking my tongue in and out of my mouth at all passersby. is this same feeling the origin of those riots that happen on college campuses when the home team wins a big game? if so, i emphathize, you crazy motherfuckers. yeah. one love.
